Fun at Mom's Day Out

Things that have been said in our Mom's Day Out class recently. Laura is my teaching partner, for those of you who don't know. (Who doesn't know Laura?) ;)


Mrs. Laura: Please take your hand out of your pants.
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Emma: (despairing) Teach-errrrrrr... my feet are hot....
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Me to a child: Ew! EW! Did... that... come OUT of you?
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Trefor: (gravely) Mrs. Lori, sometimes there are STRANGERS.
Ava: (lighthearted) God LOVES strangers!
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Dad to his child: If you don't behave, I'm going to have to take your (scotch) tape back home.
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Me to a child: Please get your finger out of your nose.
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Me: Hannah, please don't spit on the playgroud. That's rude.
Hannah: But I had snot in my mouth.
Me: Oh. Good call then.
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If you've got a funny kid-line, please share it in the comment section. The little people are pretty entertaining!